Channel: Chiropractic Medicine

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Description: Location Mechanicsburg, PA. ~ Condenser Microphone Cracks & Crunches ~ Quiet Face Paper & Quiet Office = ASMR ~ Mindfully Placed Ads ~ Relax ~ Chiropractic Sleep Time Remedy It's 7am and this morning's yoga smells like the rain washing away the winter grey From The Ides of March... Et Tu, Brute To the Heart Chakra Green of St Patrick's Day This morning's prescription description leans into an anxious array ... Never underestimate what someone says about their mental health If they say they have a disorder or dysfunction of emotion, they have it Because like my radiology professor used to tell us... "You see what you know... You find what you look for" If I was a psychiatrist, I'd have more questions for a teenager who presents with "anxiety" Like... "How many hours do you spend on a screen?" and... "What do you watch?" "How much do you go outside?" "what kind of music do you listen to?" "What are you feeding your brain... technologically, nutritionally..." Because (as edited from this session) I don't believe a 16-year-old was born lacking Zoloft neurotransmitter imbalances? Perhaps... HOWEVER I KNOW there is a multitude of remedies, practices, and natural medicines... that help reshape the neurochemical landscape and smoothen the integration of sensory input into a functional cognitive-emotional personality... Of course... I definitely expect a 16-year-old to be nervous when she's at her first chiro session Even if they're not being broadcast to a couple hundo-thousand views on the internet And we had a nice conversation about anxiety, breathing, stretching, screen time and B vitamins But we have to take care of this back pain first Shout out to the super crispy spine of this cheer-leader these are some of the crispiest cracks I've ever recorded And if you're a fan of the ayurvedic pulse readings, this one is for you The pitta/kapha energies were almost even But the kapha edged out the pitta as the primary dosha Body type, emotions, intellect they're all relevant in the classification of someone's constitution But wait, there's more bc the 3 classifications used in exercise science which identifies ectomorph, endomorph, mesomorph are a reflection of your embryonic development We're talking week 2 of you, inside of yo momma the 3 germ layers are called... ready? ectoderm, endoderm, mesoderm No one talked about this in chiropractic school And the only internet reference I found is from the Oxford Concise Medical Dictionary "(somatotype) the characteristic anatomical appearance of an individual, based on the predominance of the structures derived from the three germ layers (ectoderm, mesoderm, endoderm). The three types are described as ectomorphic, mesomorphic, and endomorphic." Let me break it down Egg meets Sperm Cells rapidly make more of themselves them-cellfs lol 1-2-4-8-16 and so on 48 divisions later and you're a trillion cells A TRILLION And at week 2, the sphere of cells divides itcellf into 3 layers... like a sandwich And the 3 layers continue evolving into their predestined structures The mesoderm develops into the muscles and bones And the mesoderm is likened to the pitta dosha... easy to gain and lose muscle The endoderm grows into the digestive and endocrine organs And the endoderm is likened to the kapha dosha... easy to gain fat The ectoderm unfurls unto the nervous system and skin And the ectoderm is likened to the vatta dosha... hard to gain weight Now, remember that we have all 3 The 3 germ layers, the 3 doshas... they are present in us all but some express themselves more than others And there are only so many different types of humans Your character Your physical, emotional, intellectual, and perhaps even spiritual disposition all determined by what your mamma and papa gave you and their mama and papa gave them and so on... all the way back to the first genetic manipulation that was orchestrated by an advanced alien civilization that seeded this planet with genetic material that was Generated Organized Delivered by a supreme universal intelligence May I digress, please? It's a string of blue trees Fallen and praying on their knees No longer able to feel the breeze The 2 b's Standing at ease eating more peas fewer fleas no cheese They sneeze but don't wheeze Now I've got keys To dispel all the sleaze cuz that's just my steeze Jeez Calm and roll down your sleeves Bunch of Geese V's in this heeze Just pay the fees Don't tease And thanks for watching these videos I make them for you Now Breathe with me To the tone of "Teen Cheerleader Cracked* Back Pain, Injuries Gets Relief* Chiropractic ASMR AMAZING CRUNCH" 5k