Channel: Chiropractic Medicine

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Description: Location Mechanicsburg, PA. ~ Condenser Microphone Cracks & Crunches ~ Quiet Face Paper & Quiet Office = ASMR ~ Mindfully Placed Ads ~ Relax ~ Chiropractic Sleep Time Remedy ~ Ached Away Pro achedaway.com/discount/Brent It's 6am and today's yoga is actually a caffeine rush from a cup of cold bru at 1am The fabric of the universe is a web of interrelated ideas, which are transmuted by the human brain into thoughts, emotions, and actions However in this dimension... according to the universal laws of definitive terminology... it is not possible "to itch... an itch" You can scratch an itch You can even scratch a scratch You can notice that scratch doesn't quite feel the same way in your mouth, the way it appears when written out s-c-r-a-t-c-h if you are riding the high of a cold bru at 1am... but no matter where you are or what neurotransmitters are synapsing you can not itch an itch unless you're 5 years old ... but after kindergarten that's it you're scratching . And for those with a weekly itch for chiropractic cracking of backs that are lacking... Here are your dosages for this week's description prescription description Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Dept. Looking forward to future hyperlinks by the always comedic comment section For example... an oldie but goodie... 200 mg of the feet sniffer 10:35 And 1000mg of PURE TONE readings that provide instant information... 4:01 Did you notice this was an intense leg length measurement for reasons overlooked by the casual observer? A rare left short (20-30% by my estimates). And even though the pain is all LEFT... Derifield analysis had a primary listing on the RIGHT! Geeeeeked So that means the TONE reading actually pointed to patient subjective, rather than the analytical objective. BUT the standing Glute check was contradictory in this case (10%) 13:15 is critical to understanding phase shifts in the body... IT SWITCHED! I'm not sure what SOT said... bc I didn't check for a CATEGORY errr ... I find the following hilarious... and it's not, not appropriate... but when a patient (not this one... a local, regular, earlier this week) tells me her story about being attacked by cicada killers... which here in Central PA is a Jurrasic era sized wasp it was utterly important to register her facial expressions and thus her emotional processing of the event while she relayed her experience Thankfully... enough time had lapsed indicating emotions were healed and I could chuckle along with the description of a golf shot... sliced into the trees... specifically a tree where a colony of giant, flying, stinging insects took up arms to protect their colony from the perceived white-dimpled cannonball attack Flailing arms, legs, and an unrecognizable burst of whimpering breath screams from a panic-stricken mouth and tongue but she's cool, and fine... no harm done and she enjoyed telling her story and chuckled along... which was a green light for some deeper, sustained, staccato breaths and gut impaling explosions of laughter from... the doctor when she told me how her children looked on in horror as their mother ran... and was chased! by the hostile air fleet... across the fairway for a solid 50 yards in front of her family, and an array of stunned senior citizen discounts Later submitted by her children, in the aftermath of intense fear, relief, fatigue, and tears... they "thought she was going to die" ... Speaking of words that rhyme with attack... after the second neck crack 26:26 the patient relayed that they were somewhere else during the adjustment I thought that neck crack sounded far away... did you? Do you think she may have been shifting realities at that moment? Shout out to a not commonly seen complaint of shin splints and the soleus muscle responsible for such suffering 10:12 This is pure comedy 29:52 I'll take "uncommon phrases for 800, Alex" RIP Complete and Transformational phase shifting and time travel healing is possible when you find the space after the exhale, before the inhale BTW... this is me acting 0:38 I try not to ask any questions before the camera turns on. And this is why. I can't pretend I don't know Can you tell? .... I think phase shifting is possible but highly improbable The goal of the shaman is to get out of this life alive and it's all about sensitivity to the different realities It can't be ignored when I hear SMACK!!! "I just killed a mosquito... I think I got it before it bit me" Me: "No way, you can't feel that" "Yes, I can feel it! That's why I rarely get bit" Me: No way... you feel the bite, not the landing" "Well, how many mosquito bites do you get a year?" Me: "Hundreds" "What? Do you have a mosquito hive in your house?" Me: 29:20 Thanks for reading, breathing, and watching " Nervous Massage Therapist CRACKED by Chiropractor *ASMR FULL BODY FIRST ADJUSTMENT EVER." 5k Also... Agent 47 escaping in the thumbnail