Channel: Ninja Sex Party

Category: Comedy

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Description: Buy the album on iTunes: music.apple.com/us/album/strawberries-and-cream/635112361 Ninja Sex Party engages in a "taste"ful (GET IT?!?) exploration of some important issues facing women in today's modern workplace. Written, Performed, and Musically Composed by Ninja Sex Party Animations by Rubber Ross Directed by Jim Turner Assistant Directed by Ray Pagnucco Featuring: Lane Kwederis as Banana Girl Alison Barton as Girl Eventually Repulsed By Danny Dan Hodapp as Roger The Referee Branden Lam as "Dear God!" Jerry as "Oh Shit!" Zack Evans as Reporter #23 Lyrics: Five feet high and three feet wide No one's ever eaten the whole thing and survived It comes with a bucket of ranch on the side It's the Ultimate Sandwich (Dear God!) The Ultimate Sandwich (Oh shit!) Its taste could drive a lesser man insane Served on wheat bread made from thirty thousand separate grains It was made by a demon in his kitchen of pain It's the Ultimate Sandwich (Sweet Christ!) The Ultimate Sandwich (Fuck Yeah!) Whoa-ho It's a shit-ton of chicken On a dickload of ham An explosion of clams Whoa-ho Top that fucker with yams Now just add panther, bear meat, and duck And you've got a sandwich that I'd like to fuck! I mean eat...what? The ultimate sandwich uses weapons-grade ham To awaken your passions, make you feel like a man It's as dense as an anvil and as big as a raft Its sun-dried tomatoes grip the sides of my shaft Topped with man's hottest peppers on the world's coldest cuts It's time to get sexy, no ifs, and, or buts As I thrust deep inside it, bacon grazes my nuts It's the Ultimate Sandwich (Oh tits!) The Ultimate Sandwich (Hot balls!) Whoa-ho It's a legend of lunches The lord of buffets I could slam it for days Whoa ho It sets my patties ablaze It's time to stuff my stuff in its stuffing Ninja Brian for practice I nailed your blueberry muffins (spoken) Oh, but not the one you're eating right now, Brian. All right, I fucked that muffin too. You gonna judge me? You gonna be a Judgey Jason about this? Ah! You have cleaved my entire body in half.