Channel: Ninja Sex Party

Category: Comedy

Tags: starbombmagicegoraptorninja (character occupation)monstersninja brianrapping (profession)game grumpsninjarainbowsamazingnesschiptune (musical genre)partyfunny

Description: Buy the song here: itunes.apple.com/us/album/rhinoceratops-vs.-superpuma/id635112361?i=635112459 Thanks to our friends at Rug Burn for helping with this... subscribe to them too! youtube.com/user/Rugburn Ninja Sex Party is back with our first fully-animated music video about space monsters boning each other! YOU HEARD US. Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party Animated by Six Point Harness Lyrics Oh hey. Did I ever tell you all about the time that Ninja Brian and I saved the world from super monsters? Yeah, that's a thing that happened. So please, pay attention. I'm talking to you, Doug. Jesus. It's the middle of the day, but darkness falls on the city It's the shadow of a giant cybernetic death kitty And on the other side of town, something rages down the path If you had a lisp you'd know it's kicking theriouth ath Mortal enemies since the early days of yore We're just collateral damage in their giant-ass war They rumble, battle, tussle, and then do a cocky strut They both know they're kicking earth right in its planetary nuts Not a single human being can survive in their vicinity It's kind of like Godzilla squared but also times infinity Me and Ninja Brian were just chillin at our place When we got a frantic call from the President of Space Saying "You're the only hope to save billions of lives!" I said "I'm making baked potatoes and I'm about to add the chives We could be there in an hour if we really really tried" But we didn't, so they ate France. Sorry if you died. Rhinceratops vs Superpuma Giants from the sky with no sense of humor Everyone's in danger from their massive-ass brawl One shat on Minneapolis, the other St Paul Rhinoceratops vs Superpuma I am pretty sure that they just pissed on Cuba I would be lucky if I lived to see dawn They killed a million people and they just stepped on my lawn FUCK! I just had that resodded. That's gonna be like 25 dollars...at least. Dammit! A couple hours later NSP hit the scene We know we could have been there sooner but we stopped for ice cream "Where have you been?" screamed the president. "We're all under attack!" "I had a craving for pistachio, get off my fuckin back." Brian busted out a keyboard, and I grabbed my blue bass Someone said "What are you doing?" so we punched him in the face Superpuma was a girl, Rhinoceratops a dude We knew that all we had to do was get them in the booty mood We rocked so hard it put the monsters in a trance And they leapt up on each other in a frenzy of romance I was immediately sorry that they weren't wearing pants Now I cant forget the sight of Superpuma getting lanced When the sex was over they took off into the skies All the world screamed "NSP! You are super awesome guys!" So we finished off the night with an amazing rock show Then Brian stabbed a random guy while I got laid twice in a row. Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma Life on Earth survived, but that was kind of screwed up Everyone's rejoices, stupid Doug shouts "Hooray!" Doug you suck, but that's a story for another day Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma I think there's a lesson here that needs reviewal Choose sex over murder even if you're from the stars Or you might kill a planet and also scratch my car Son of a BITCH!...I'm gonna have to lightly buff that out. Also, that's definitely space rhino jizz on my porch.