Channel: ZeroLenny

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Description: WHATEVER PEOPLE SAY I AM THATS WHAT IM NOT. Spicy Planet was only explained to Impostor Lenny through tales of gone by ages, but here he stood, on hallowed ground, in utter disbelief of it's majesty. ZeroLenny™ had told him of the countless adventures which took place on this planet, but Impostor Lenny did not want to believe them. Tales included fighting beasts beyond comprehension, facing living, real, manifestations of deepest fears, but above all, none could compare to the greatest danger, the first crafted CD of Dragons Dogma. Still dazed by the smash around the head from Zerolenny™ which sent him here, he made his way to a place known as "The Origin of Spice" located at the heart of the planet. Impostor Lenny remembered he was to go here by all costs by Zerolenny™ during one of his famous 3 week booze and fight binges. During a random fight lasting roughly 4 days, Zerolenny™ spoke to Impostor Lenny. "Lenny, one day you will find yourself on Spice Planet, and by all costs you must make it to The Origin of Spice at the planet's heart, it will be your only way out." Impostor Lenny, completely blindsided by this seemingly random piece of advice, left him open to a smashingly clean left hook, to which the fighting recommenced. But Impostor Lenny had no time to walk again in fonder memories, he had to get back home. Impostor Lenny had made it far down into the planet's heart through the vast, damp cavern systems. The beginnings of the caverns where easy, lit peacefully by a dull blue glow coming from the various rocks on the walls, but the further down towards the heart he made, the more these rocks changed into a sharp, blood red, shine. Noises of the void crackled through the humid, musky air as he felt the strangest feeling of a thousand piercing stares run through his entire body. Suddenly, the caverns stopped. Impostor Lenny stood before a overpoweringly large opening which seemed to go on for miles. An enormous crystal and a crag formed path was the only thing to float in the clearing. It beckoned. "Steven, approach us." Weary from the gruelling hours it took to get here, Impostor Lenny limped emptily into the craggy pathway floating with the crystal. "Do you know why you're here?" chimed the crystal through the air around Impostor Lenny. "No... I only wish to return home." "You shall... but you will return a different man." Impostor Lenny suddenly turned violent, "God damn it!! This is just another one of those tricks that ZeroLenny™ keeps pulling!! Send me back home now!! No tricks!!" "No, it is quite the opposite. You must listen" Said the crystal calmly. "ZeroLenny™ is... well... he's tired. He's tired of this. Of everything" "Every one hundred years a new Spice Master must be appointed here on holy ground. ZeroLenny™ has not been the first ZeroLenny™, and he won't be the last. Stories of various ZeroLenny's™ have been hailed throughout the annals of time itself. But they have been different men. Every time. Impostor Lenny looked puzzled, but also understanding. "The ZeroLenny™ you know has been doing this for over 300 years, well beyond the time he promised to serve. The reason ZeroLenny™ sent you here is that he's been training you, because he believed that you could truly be the next." Impostor Lenny was torn. Could he really take over as Master of Spice? Could he really live up to the ZeroLenny™ name? He remembered all of the bad times ZeroLenny™ had shown him. The fights, the disrespect, the slaps. But he also remembered the good times. The videos, the laughs, and the friendship he had formed with a most unlikely ally. He didn't want to see his friend suffer any longer. He knew what had to be done. "I'll do it" He said to the crystal. "Good. I shall now bestow the gift of the True Spice to you. You will wake back home shortly. The path you take as ZeroLenny™ is completely yours to rule, but, above all you must live by one oath. Keep it Spicy." A flash of blinding light struck Lenny. A few seconds later he woke to the calming roar of the ocean. He was back home at the island. A calm, peaceful ZeroLenny™ sat in a bamboo chair across the room reading his favourite newspaper "The Spicy Times". ZeroLenny™ looked over the corner of his paper towards him. And for the first time in his life, smiled at him. Blue skin, Red hair, and a dress. Impostor Lenny had become ZeroLenny™. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 fam 😂😂 you've taken 🚻 that 👍👍👍like button👍👍👍 on three ⬆↗➡ dates 🏝🍱🚲 now... So 😐 why ❓❓ u ain't ❌❌ SMASHIN🍆🍆THAT 👵🌽 MF 😂😂LIKE BUTTON 💯👌 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 !!!!!TEESPRING GET YOSELF SOME SICK ASS MERCH!!!! teespring.com/en-GB/stores/zerolennys-spice-shop Twitter: twitter.com/Daddy_Lenny?lang=... Patreon: patreon.com/ZeroLenny 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Special Thanks to: ZeroLenny Discord for being lit as fuck: discord.gg/DuCQXuW