Channel: Funny Or Die

Category: Comedy

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Description: Gentrification sucks, but this tune by The Cooties does not Watch all "The Cooties" videos here: funnyordie.com/the-cooties The Cooties: My Calling (Live In Studio) youtu.be/x4nxBLtipEQ The Cooties: Raisins (Live In Studio) youtu.be/xdGf7RXRj7w LYRICS Every town in the USA is changing Gas stations have TVs and Uber’s killing the taxis Everywhere you look, an ATM A fancy fancy coffee shop, a California Pizza Kitchen right next to a Starbucks They’re practically connected, cuz everything’s a Plaza Welcome to the Plaza, welcome to the Plaza. Dairy Queen, Burger King Used to be a daycare, and before that it was a park The Red Bull truck just pulled up A buff guy in a tank top, is handing out samples of Red Bull outside the vape shop They’re practically connected, cuz everything’s a Plaza Welcome to the plaza, welcome to the plaza That McDonald's was a Wendy’s And that Wendy’s was your home That bank of America used to be a school where I learned how to read That Marshall’s was Guiseppe’s, and that Best Buy was Steve’s Hobby Store, Steve’s Hobby Store but Steve don’t work there no more, He had to sell his hobby store, Steve just turned forty-four, Steve works at Chipotle Which is right next to Sephora, Which is right next to Panera, They’re practically connected, cuz everything’s a Plaza, Welcome to the Plaza CREDITS Shot at 64 SOUND Directed and Edited by Lucas Bohlinger Cam Ops: Colton Mastro, Lucas Bohlinger Bassist: Brian Lang Guitarist: Mason Stoops Keys: Jonathan Lucas Engineer: Rian Lewis Audio Mixed and Mastered by John Spiker ABOUT THE COOTIES The Cooties are a comedy band based out of Los Angeles. After forming in 2016, they won Best TV Pilot 2017 at L.A Indie Film Fest and they were named one of the New Faces of Comedy at the 2017 Just For Laughs festival. Since then The Cooties have performed at The Kennedy Center, on Conan, JFL42 Toronto, and more. They are releasing new music and videos throughout 2020 so subscribe, follow and email your one cool cousin. Follow The Cooties! Facebook: facebook.com/thecootiesla Twitter: twitter.com/thecooties Instagram: instagram.com/thecooties YouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCTY76nAdHGLug3cST4WjzjA TikTok: tiktok.com/@wearethecooties Subscribe now: youtube.com/c/funnyordie?sub_confirmation=1 # # # Get more Funny Or Die ------------------------------- Like FOD on Facebook: facebook.com/funnyordie Follow FOD on Twitter: twitter.com/funnyordie Follow FOD on Tumblr: funnyordie.tumblr.com Follow FOD on Instagram: instagram.com/funnyordie Follow FOD on Pinterest: pinterest.com/funnyordie Follow FOD on Google+: plus.google.com/+funnyordie See the original at: funnyordie.com