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Description: Location Mechanicsburg, PA. ~ Condenser Microphone Cracks & Crunches ~ Quiet Face Paper & Quiet Office = ASMR ~ Mindfully Placed Ads ~ Relax ~ Chiropractic Sleep Time Remedy This Morning's Yoga feels like an abduction alien I've always wanted to be captured by the mothership So you can imagine my excitement when 3 bright lights forming a triangle rolled through my neighborhood (a few days before this video) The ship was sleeky deeky Chrome shiny silvery with no discernable seams, no rivets or bolts or trim Definitely a mold and brand spanking new 2022 The ship stopped directly in front of my house, obviously intentional, and I knew I was going for a ride THEN to my surprise I realized the "beam me up Scotty" light hit me in the chest it was also a tranquilizer I was locked in paralysis from toenail to eyelash... not gonna lie kind of liked it... There's just something about complete silence and stillness that allows the mind to unfold from all the sensory information that we collect and there was a lot going through my mind at that particular moment but in normal everyday life, mindfully unwinding your day, from eyes open to eyes shut, is a wonderful practice. I learned it from randomly opening a book in a NYC metaphysical shop It's like being an accountant for your actions and abilities ah... accountability How many times did I say thank you today? How many opportunities did I choose kindness? Did I participate with my plant friends in healthy ways? Can you remember? Can I recreate the simulation, slow it down, rewind & flip it upside around... CONSCIOUSLY Anyway... I remember when that tangerine gleam light funnel tractor beam hit me, I may have drooled and peed in my pants just a little bit For some reason, I get the vague recollection that there were others being traction beamed... or we were racing to get there or something like sperm in a death race towards the egg Turns out the ship was constructed of a semi-permeable membrane and instead of a door I was simply absorbed...enveloped... suctioned in with a very satisfying... schluuuuurrrrr-POP I smiled and exhaled the word.... niiiiiiiiiicey Immediately... I could tell I had been sedated I wasn't angry about it Then I could hear music.... volume slowly escalating Although incomparable to any genre or scale of music here on earthy-poo, I will do my best to describe the sensation It was music but it was also math. Almost as if there was an algorithmic progression to the sound, but it wasn't building or climaxing. And even though it felt unstructured... it was geometric. I could feel my brain attaching neurons from various brain centers in the attempt to translate the sensation, and even that realization was a result of the music itself... like it was teaching me how to listen to it. And showing me how it was doing that Incredible In terms of sound... it was like a wind instrument blowing a continuous ambiance of calm, cool, and collected vibrations through the air Eventually, I could distinguish another sound... I'm not sure how or why... but it sounded like a mushroom growing... and it had a more jagged, bursting quality, but with holes... similar to jazz but more robust... like a 3 hour Yo-Yo Ma solo condensed into 30 seconds It felt more like a pure understanding, more so than "listening" I remember wanting/trying to sing but ya know... paralysis... sedatives... That's when the 2 most spectacular beings... walked? um... straight up materialized into the room And even though they didn't have mouths, nor was there any movement coming from their face... Immediately I recognized that the music was coming from them IT felt like LOVE But not like "I love you bc you're nice to me and I think you're cute love" Love like... "I will create a universe for you... sustain it with immeasurable quantities of energy, systems of ecology and economy, billions of years of preparation moving stars and planets into position... to hold generations of your ancestors, family after family, trials, tribulations, and glorious, triumphant victories of survival... just for you to read this sentence and when we're done here... that LOVE... will destroy, recycle, and rebirth the simulated experience of being life consciousness... however it pleases Now... one of the entities sang to me that I was her type (for a human)... so we absorbed into her personal space pod and went galavanting across time & space at light speed into the silence and stillness of a black hole That's when I got this weird hickey on my neck 4:00 TRUE STORY! (no tell my gf) But also when we got back to the mother ship the other entity says... "hey good job cracking people's backs and making sleep videos... barely have to sedate anyone who watches one of your ASMR comps Thank YOU for the abduction with this Super Cracking Spine Relief* Chronic Back & Neck Pain* "ASMRish" Sleep Chiropractic 5k