Channel: Victorious Sponge

Category: Comedy

Tags: spongevictorious

Description: Why am I like this? It's like a virus. Thinking is violent, righteous, mindless. I'm like Miley Cyrus joining isis. It's a crisis, call the authorities. A lot of me's thinking it's all probably laboratories, low-key performing illegal lobotomies improperly. I'm thinking it's gotta be, I reckon this sort of thing is a lottery. Yup! Instagram: instagram.com/victorioussponge/?hl=en Support: patreon.com/victorioussponge So watch your back or they'll have your spleen And watch your cat or they'll have HIS spleen They really seem to have a thing with spleens Watch your cat! Seriously yeah Or you'll wake up in a bath right, filled with ice like: "Where's my cat? Where's my spleen?" "Vicky's back. Where you been?" "I don't know and if you let me go, I won't tell anybody" Ooooh, we got alotta new stuff coming out by the way As I'm groovin' I'm loosin my mind, please subscribe Why are you like this? It's like a virus You just can't continue like this You just have to be right It just can't be healthy like this Why has it gotta be so complicated? Honestly, drop a tweet You're scaring me Ollie You've dropped a beat Spitting on it as we speak I mean, I get that you're back but you've written a piano piece Get some sleep! Please, at the very least, gimme my spleen The stitching's bleeding constantly WHERE'S MY CAT? I'll kill you if I get half the chance, just remember that You son of a b*tch, why would you do this? You're sick! The flow's sick So slick So tricky No Lil Dicky Jokes are witty Ocean Wizzy Hit notifications if you're with me Shoehorning shameless self-promotion in the lyrics Kidnapping the innocent for video aesthetics Adding contrived reminders to subscribe Callisthenics Some of you rappers don't get it It's pathetic I'm rhyming, I'm minding my business Taking my time replying to women Famous in their own right for their fitness Let me pitch this: Some of you rappers are scared... witless Protected witness Wearing a wig and lipstick Kitchen windows twitchin' With your chick like: "Who is this? This is lit!" Is that it? Is that why we're here? Is that what I have to try explain to my kids? Like: "Daddy, where's the cat? And where have you been? Where is your spleen?" Sweetie, I'm hoping you're listening carefully Because this is all gonna sound creepy but baby a Youtube rapper just kidnapped me And he's openly harvesting organs for publicity, explicitly Only hoping to cover the gap with the people who haven't clicked notifications yet And probably battling some kind of psychological challenges Nagging at him Like a maddening, chattering, some kind of "Something's the mattering" Constantly hammering at him Consistently bashing him Whacking him, slapping him, stabbing him Slashing him, battering Nattering at him It's saddening actually Lock up the catteries Constantly camping to catch all the laboratory action Possibly mapping out multiple plans of attack and not backing down So sub to the channel and if you can: check out the Patreon (patreon.com/victorioussponge) If you can't: hit the bell --------------- Instagram: instagram.com/victorioussponge/?hl=en Support: patreon.com/victorioussponge Music: Ollie Firrell Lyrics: Ollie Firrell Produced by: Ollie Firrell Mixed by: Ollie Firrell Mastered by: Ollie Firrell Video Directed by: Ollie Firrell Video Edited by: Ollie Firrell twitter.com/OllieFirrell Also featuring Andrew Bond on vocals briefly... fiverr.com/bondvoice/deliver-your-charismatic-british-voice-over With cameo from Jonathan Kogan (Kogie) twitter.com/kogie11 ------------------- Just kidding Dicky! Check him out: youtube.com/watch?v=yvHYWD29ZNY Love to Ocean, here's my favourite of his: youtube.com/watch?v=r9KxqBiE_YQ Extremely under-rated gold rap (Old Maid Billionaires) youtube.com/watch?v=YMbWb6VKQ5Q Thanks for watching, liking, commenting and supporting! All that good stuff. You guys are awesome! Ollie x