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Description: Location Mechanicsburg, PA. ~ Condenser Microphone Cracks & Crunches ~ Quiet Face Paper & Quiet Office = ASMR ~ Mindfully Placed Ads ~ Relax ~ Chiropractic Sleep Time Remedy ~ Ached Away Pro achedaway.com/discount/Brent "What's in a Dad?" Sept 10th, 2021 The voice of an 8-year-old child, innocent and sweet "Why is the waaaater park cloooosed?" Dad voice is stern and gentle "Bc it's after Labor Day" The child's voice cuts in like a knife "BUT LABOR DAY IS COMING UP" Dad is perplexed by the depth of his child's wisdom "I suppose you're right, apple of my eye. For time is cyclical and the beginning is also the end. Always continuous yet paradoxically still. This passing moment in time... right now." he digresses "and since Labor Day will hopefully come in September of the year two thousand and twenty-two... your statement is correct ... Labor Day is on its way The child's eyes turned unfocused... but not quite crossed aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnndddddddd SNAP! Her consciousness re-aligns with an awakened facial expression and upright posture No sooner did the child speak the words "Wait... Labor Day just passed" The dad voice replied "And that's why... the water park... is closed" Now There is another dad on the script in this descript But first, let's talk about moms Female patient. Mid 60's. MVA whiplash and Post Concussive Syndrome The practitioner was holding a socked foot in each hand The patient says "I have to warn you... I have 2 different feet" Baffled, the doc receives consent to remove the sock Her story begins "The left foot belonged to my grandmother. She had hammertoes and that one has hammertoes" "The right foot belonged to my father's mother. She had bunions and that's a bunion" Hmmmmm It could be... just a coincidence... that the paternal foot deformity was cast on the masculine side of the body and the maternal foot materialized unto the feminine side So we have to test the theory Hammertoes or claw toes are a possible symbolic expression of a closed heart or a controlling mind. "Was your mother's mother... perhaps... a little bit grumpy?" The patient and her family companions chuckle at the accuracy Now... Bunions send the big toe askew... asymmetrical and aberrant force transfers will result but in this case... "Was your father's mother... maybe just... a little off?" Like a schoolyard gang of little girls, the adults all giggle. SIDE DAD STORY We roll up to the ice cream shop 10 people are standing in line 3 of them are men at least 40 years old and they're standing there by themselves And each of them got a double... one got a TRIPPLE... scoop of ice cream on a waffle cone then got in their cars and drove away I didn't know I was allowed to do that Back to the feet... No... I finished feet Totally nailed it Back to the Dad in this video Her father's father I do not claim to have sensed him; But we did, however, although, and perhaps find a more intrinsic answer to the child's question "Why is the water park closed?" Roller Coasters are insane btw The power of metal and gravity During the Labor Day Moment in Time epiphany, we were standing in awe of a ride named "The Claw" You're in a row of 4 seats There are 8 other rows forming an octagon the seats all faced inwards so everyone... was just looking at each other The floor drops The octagon spins And a giant arm cradled from above swings the claw hundreds of feet into the air SHUUU IMMEDIATELY after the child realized the chronological evidence presented to her A voice from the mother in the line ahead says "yeah all the kids go back to school... so there isn't anyone to run the rides" wait... wait... wait just a moment. You're saying that... teenagers... are in charge of... roller coasters? The mom gleamed "Yup" But they don't start 'em off at that level though, right? You've probably gotta throw some fries around for a while first, right" The next in line mother's daughter then spoke... we'll say... in an ominous, approaching terrified voice even if it's just for the ambiance of the story "I worked here in high school. On the first day, you sit at a desk with a fan. On the fan is a piece of paper. And on the paper are the words... PUSH BUTTON TO TURN ON She concluded quite bubbly "and then they told me... that's it. You can now operate a roller coaster" And that was our last roller coaster of the day HAHA JK it was actually the first and then we did 5 more BUT SERIOUSLY do you have to make sure everyone's buckled into the fan before you turn it on? thanks for riding with me I make videos for you to chew while you do what you do Don't forget to breathe while you watch "Miss Petite USA has a Tiny Spine But HUGE Cracks! ASMR Relax & Chiropractic." miss u alligator 4843/5k