Channel: Jimmy Wong

Category: Comedy

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Description: Buy this song on iTunes! itunes.apple.com/us/album/life-would-be-better-iphone/id472689645 Bandcamp! jimmywong.bandcamp.com/track/life-would-be-better-with-an-iphone-5 Click to Facebook: on.fb.me/pwvKEn Click to Tweet: bit.ly/pETt9g New Designs/T-Shirt ON SALE NOW!!: districtlines.com/jimmy LYRICS: V1 When you walked out on stage, without a turtle neck I didn't know what to expect You made me squeal with delight, introducing iOS5 There could only be one thing left PCH1 I know we deserve the best Our sense of entitlement beats the rest Cuz it's the first world, and we know it to be true the first ones with a new iPhone can hold it over you CHORUS Life would be better with an iPhone 5 When it's all you've ever wanted, when it's kept you up at night Don't we deserve it when all we've done is whine We've been tweeting for a whole year, we've been starving all this time Oh please, grant our wish tonight V2 What the shit is this? Updated iPhone 4s I been praying to Santa Claus for something else this coming Christmas Oh, Tim Cook, we'll light a fire under your ass You've got one last chance to make us fall in deep romance You know a longer battery life just means we've got more time to ask Why the heck, is this not the iPhone 5 PCH2 Now we deserve the best Our sense of entitlement beats the rest Cuz it's your problem, and responsibility to give us what we want cuz we'll pay you handsomely CHORUS BRIDGE Apparently good is not enough Full HD 1080p but it looks the same so we're all pissed off Worse yet if a new one comes out soon We'll kick and scream while the rest of the world keeps spinning round Like a fat kid without ice cream no we won't shut up yes we'll sing out loud CHORUS BRI 2: Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight Is that a picture of a squirrel How soon till Siri rules the world 8 full hours of talking time Means 8 more hours we gotta hear you whine Yeah that's definitely a squirrel Tom Cruise's daughter's gonna rule the whole world Can't believe we'd all complain about a phone As if the last one we owned wasn't even capable CHORUS ================= Send me things! Jimmy Wong PO Box 862272 Los Angeles, CA 90086 Merch: districtlines.com/jimmy Twitter: twitter.com/jfwong Facebook: facebook.com/therealjimmy iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/artist/jimmy-wong/id426145959 BandCamp: jimmywong.bandcamp.com