Channel: VK

Category: Comedy

Tags: comedyparodysatirexenomorphanimationanimated stories

Description: The Pale Man VS Neomorph [Who Would Win?] It's the battle of the albino siblings... The Pale Man is an antagonist from the 2006 Spanish fantasy movie Pan's Labyrinth; despite only appearing in one scene, he left a long lasting impression. He is a pale skinned humanoid monster with his eyeballs in the palms of his hands, giving him a terrifying and grotesque appearance. During Ofelia's quest to prove herself worthy, she was sent to the lair of the "Pale Man", who has an immense appetite for small children. Ofelia must successfully retrieve a dagger which was kept locked in his lair (the first task was getting the key). The Faun warned her not to eat anything from the luxurious banquet served at the sleeping Pale Man's table, and also let her take his pet fairies to serve as a guide during her journey. Well suprise surprise, she eats the food and the paleman activates, eating the fairies and chasing Ofelia down the corridor... As revealed in a comic short, the pale man was banished to the room where he remained motionless; the dagger in his lair was stated to be the only weapon to defeat him (although it turns out that it was actually an item that kept him alive, so it is unknown if the pale man survived after Ofelia took the dagger). The Neomorph was an endoparasitoid extraterrestrial species encountered by the crew of the USCSS Covenant. While they share some characteristics with the Xenomorph XX121, most notably their process of gestating inside a living host organism and their elongated heads, they are otherwise quite different.