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Description: The esteemed Donald Trump honors himself in celebration of his 100th birthday! Here are all the amazing things he's done, and detailed plans on how he'll change the universe. Subscribe for more: bit.ly/SubscribeAVbyte Let's connect outside of YouTube! Instagram: instagram.com/AVbyte Facebook: facebook.com/AVbyte Twitter: twitter.com/AV_byte Donald Trump voiced by the talented Mark Douglas from Barely Productions: youtube.com/user/barelypolitical Drawings by Louie Ramos! Check out more of her art on her Tumblr: louisianartz.tumblr.com Music and Lyrics by Antonius Nazareth Directed and Edited by Vijay Nazareth DOWNLOAD THE SONG iTunes: apple.co/26s9g21! Louder (cheaper): bit.ly/1pCE2Ur LYRICS: I WAS BORN INTO A HUMBLE LITTLE FAMILY IN QUEENS BOTH MY PARENTS BARELY HAD THE MEANS TO FEED US RICE AND BEANS IN MY TEENS I WAS THE LEADER OF A GANG TO DO SOME GOOD AND THE PEOPLE SOON WOULD KNOW ME AS THE NEW YORK ROBIN HOOD THEN ONE FATEFUL NIGHT MY FATHER WAS JUST WALKING DOWN THE STREET WHEN HE HAPPENED ON A DUFFEL BAG ABANDONED AT HIS FEET AND WITHIN THAT BAG HE FOUND SOMETHING THAT STILL GIVES ME THE CHILLS, MY DAD WAS THRILLED TO FIND IT FILLED UP WITH ONE MILLION DOLLAR BILLS! IN HIS WISDOM DADDY GAVE THE MILLION DOLLARS STRAIGHT TO ME CAUSE HE KNEW THAT IN MY BIG HANDS WAS THE SAFEST IT COULD BE NOW I WANTED TO BUY PROPERTY TO HELP MY WALLET FATTEN SOMETHING PERFECT FOR CONSTRUCTION LAND I WOULDN’T HAVE TO FLATTEN SO… I BOUGHT AN ISLAND FROM THE INDIANS AND I CALLED IT… MANHATTAN! BECAUSE I’M DONALD TRUMP THE ONE, THE DONALD TRUMP I’M WORTH HUGE HUGE SUM PLEASE RISE FOR DONALD TRUMP THEN MY FRIENDS ALL CAME TO ME TO SEEK ADVICE, OR TO BE BLESSED AND I REALIZED IT WAS WRONG TO KEEP THIS HIDDEN FROM THE REST SO I STARTED A T.V. SHOW WHERE MY BRILLIANCE COULD BE SHARED AND OF COURSE IT WAS THE HUGEST SHOW THAT EVER HAD BEEN AIRED PEOPLE COULDN’T GET ENOUGH OF ME WITH RATINGS OFF THE CHARTS BUT I SOON GOT BORED AND QUIT THE SHOW WHICH BROKE A BILLION HEARTS THERE WERE RIOTS IN THE STREETS AS PEOPLE BEGGED ME TO COME BACK EVERY CITIZEN BELIEVED THAT I COULD SET THINGS BACK ON TRACK BUT THEY DIDN’T SIMPLY WANT ME AS AN ICON ON THE SCREEN PEOPLE KNEW I WAS THE GREATEST LEADER THAT HAD EVER BEEN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY CAME AND STARTED BANGING AT THE GATES DEMANDING TRUMP AS THEIR NEXT PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES! BECAUSE I’M DONALD TRUMP THE ONE, THE DONALD TRUMP I’M WORTH HUGE HUGE SUM PLEASE RISE FOR DONALD TRUMP AS THE PRESIDENT I MADE OUR COUNTRY’S PROBLEMS GO AWAY BUILDING WALLS AND MAKING SURE THAT ONLY MEXICO WOULD PAY I GOT BORED AND STARTED THINKING LIKE A TRUE ENTREPRENEUR I HAD MADE AMER’CA GREAT AGAIN SO WHY NOT GO GREATER SO I HAD US HOP ACROSS THE WALL INVADING ALL BELOW ALL OF SOUTH AMER’CA WELCOMED ME NOT ONE OF THEM SAID NO WE FELT BAD ABOUT OUR NEIGHBORS UP IN CANADA AND SO WE INVADED THERE AS WELL AND SO AMERICA DID GROW BUT THEN COUNTRIES ROUND THE WORLD BEGAN TO SEE HOW GREAT I WAS THEY WERE JEALOUS AND INSISTED THAT THEY JOIN ME IN MY CAUSE THE ENTIRE PLANET CAME A FIN’LLY REAL’ZED WHAT I’M WORTH AND SO ELECTED ME TO BE THE ONLY PRESIDENT OF EARTH