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Category: Comedy

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Description: Please help fund Privacy International's legal fight against government hacking crowdjustice.com/hacking Lyrics: A new law is here That causes decent people to live in fear A new power that allows us to get Your browsing history from the internet But let’s not forget this will affect everybody And it will protect nobody But I can inspect anybody who disagrees with me That’s why I want to spy On everyone all the time Some people say that’s fine But every time you go online Every email you sign I’ll be watching you And my message to the haters I want your communications data As our power will extend Politicians and their friends Can manipulate it for their own ends Every text you send Every Facebook friend I’ll be watching you Can’t you see? Your mobile phones will all belong to me Everyone you call, anyone at all Every day, in every way Theresa May and I will be watching you We will look after you Wherever you turn, we will be right behind you We will not let you live in private We will use everything at our disposal to find out about you, and your family And we will never forget what we found. This is my position, I don’t need reasonable suspicion But if you sign online petitions, expect the Spanish Inquisition. Think of your own smart phone It’s no longer a no-go zone It’s under attack, because we will hack All the technology you own What can I see with these new abilities? For me the answer is straightforward It’s your supermarket rewards and your National Health Service records It’s all the information you give to any corporation. Every conversation, in every situation, every communication Every website you use, everything you do Every day, in every way Theresa May and I will be watching you.