Channel: MichelleGlavan

Category: Comedy

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Description: PEPSI/NFL GOODIES! pep.si/1ewjaTw Subscribe: bit.ly/subtomg iTunes: bit.ly/1eIQPLi Click to tweet: ctt.ec/z47D_ Twitter: twitter.com/michelleglavan LIKE, COMMENT & SHARE! So, I gained weight over the holidays. You probably did too. Let's not be so dramatic about it, ok?!! Please enjoy this parody of Bruno Mars "When I Was Your Man" and be sure to check out all the Pepsi/NFL goodies and halftime show info at pep.si/1ewjaTw! CREDITS: Michelle Glavan - actor/singer/writer/producer/director youtube.com/michelleglavan Ross Kolton - director of photography youtube.com/user/rjkolton123 Geoff Levin - song arrangement/recording engineer/mixer Jason Horton - "jewish friend" youtube.com/jasonhorton Katie Wilson - "christmas friend" youtube.com/user/ihavmnyskills Wendy Abraham - "kwanzaa friend" wendyabraham.com Patrick O'Sullivan - "boyfriend" youtube.com/tricksully Special thanks to Chester See for allowing me to use his sexy piano youtube.com/chestersee! Check out Bruno Mars music video here: youtube.com/watch?v=ekzHIouo8Q4 LYRICS: Same dress but it feels just a little bit tighter now Blue jeans thrown on the floor cuz they don't fit the same My friends ask "how was your holiday?" And I just feel so down Cause my seams broke a little, I've gained some winter weight Had too much holiday foooooooooooooood Yummm, my tongue had fun, but now I realize That I should've not had pizza everyday when I was home Should not have had so much sweets, yah I should've stopped when I got full I ate at every party The cheese selection was incredible Now my waist is expanding I can't get into my clothes Fine wine, potatoes, turkey, and that gingerbread Caused a good strong woman to widen her waistline Although I never, never tried the eggnog my grandma made, gross Ate all the stuffing instead, went back for thirds on that pumpkin pie Had too much holiday fooooooooooood Yummm, so dumb, I licked crumbs, but now I realize That I should've exercised during the holiday break Shouldn't have added those fries On top of my fruitcake I wish I ordered a water 'Stead of a cookies and cream milkshake Now my belly's aching Waiting for my chair to break I know it's absurd And I'll be the first to say that I'm not fat Oh, I know it's just some Hanukkah chunk Some Kwanzaa pudge, some Christmas plump But I just want it to go I hope my butt stops jigglin' Hope I can eat some salads Wanna get my thighs to stop wigglin' I hope my pancreas ain't mad Apologized to my boyfriend He says he's digging' my new bra size "Dayum girl" I think I could get used to this winter weight screw exercise I'll spend less money on coats with my winter weight now pass me that pie AND, if you made it this far reading the description, please comment "Bruno Mars + Superbowl = EPICNESS!"