Channel: 5secondfilms

Category: Film & Animation

Tags: horse5secondfilmshorse shit5sfunstable roommate

Description: BAD PRODUCT! DO NOT TAKE! I bought the 30-day pack of Gallop™ Horse-o-Lax under the assumption that I would poop free and wild like the beautiful horses in the meadowlands. Instead I hemorrhaged vital darkfluid on the cold tile of my roommate's kitchen!! This was not good for me or for any others!! When it was done I felt as though maybe I don't have a kidney?! Do horses not have these things?! I did not want to become a horse either. I just wanted to feel free and now I don't feel free! I feel trapped by what I've done!! A big side effect is mood swings which THEY DON'T TELL YOU OF ON THE PACKGE!! Horses do not have crying jags that last through the night. They never aplogoize for anyhting! They do not have the tremlingb humna lips to say "Im soooryy about ym body, Im sroooooryy" Do NOT have ANY OF THIS PRODUTC 9.2/10 Jon samon