Channel: La Guardia Cross

Category: Comedy

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Description: This is me trying to escape a hitman while being a dad with 2 kids, specifically a 7 and 4-year-old daughter. Even though it's hypothetical, I believe it would play out JUST! LIKE! THIS! Ok, maybe it would've gone better with mommy? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In 2014, my wife Leah and I realized our contraceptive methods had failed. I was a new dad with a new human and a new life. I became a fluent baby translator. I interviewed my daughters, Amalah and Nayely, for several years, hoping to better undestand them and myself. I called the beginning of my journey "New Father Chronicles," but I'm not new to fatherhood anymore. My name's La Guardia Cross and I'm a Profeshinal Dad.