Channel: Ninja Sex Party

Category: Comedy

Description: Listen to the album on Spotify: spoti.fi/3kYkPsY Buy a CD here: ninjasexparty.bandcamp.com Get NSP merch here: store.ninjasexparty.com Director/Animator: Sean Malony Music Credits Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach Produced & Engineered by: Jim Roach Assistant Engineering and Editing by: Jerik Centeno Recorded at Sunset Sound Recordings and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA Mixed by: Jay Ruston Mastered by: Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC Ninja Sex Party Vocals: Dan Avidan Keys & Synths: Brian Wecht from TWRP: Guitar: Lord Phobos Synths & Keys: Doctor Sung Bass: Commander Meouch Additional Guitars: Jim Roach Drums: Nate VanDerPol Background Vocals: Jack VanDerPol Video Credits Producer: Maximilian Lopez Director of Photography: Warren Sheetz Puppet Lead: Haanz Mulligan Sakuga Animator: Kianu Morales Animator/Fabricator: Christine Brennan Fabricator: Ilssa Simsek 2D Animator/Illustrator: Robyn Stanford 3D Background Artist: Yuya Takeda Post Production: Brenna Coleman Creative Consultant: Cami Kwan Amazing/Handsome Manager: Brent Lilley Lyrics: When I was just a young man I was wandering in the rain Got struck by lightning in the junk Fell to the ground in pain But when I woke the next morning I witnessed something odd My nuts were supercharged With glowing power from the gods They were Thunder & Lightning! Globes of massive strength and size Thunder & Lightning Power spheres from beyond the skies Orbs of might, made of radiant light Thunder & Lightning I now had a new calling I was destined to fight crime No man could escape the justice My meaty clackers could provide So I bought them a little unitard And found them a tiny cape Then ran to the the city’s toughest gang And screamed “There’s no escape!” From the wrath of Thunder & Lightning! Jewels that fell from an angel’s crown Thunder & Lightning Rounded junk that’ll take you down Stones of war, tiny hammers of Thor Thunder & Lightning One with the power to electrify One with the strength to smash First you hear that rumble baby, And then you see the flash! My loins are filled like darkened clouds Evil has no chance All shall tremble before the storm That gathers in my pants Turns out being struck by lighting Doesn’t give you any powers They caved my head in with a pipe And beat me for several hours But as I lay there half-conscious With my nuts exposed to air I looked up to the blackened sky And said an ancient prayer Lord, if you’re there, please infuse my nuts with the power of a thousand suns. Holy shit, you’re real??? Let there be Thunder & Lightning Acorns shot from the tree of life Thunder & Lightning High voltage nugs lighting up the night Mighty balls gifted from Odin’s halls Thunder & Lighting Suck ‘em!