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Description: SOMEHOW SOMEWAY I JUST KEEP COMING UP WITH FUNKY NEW VIDEOS LIKE EVERY SINGLE DAY "Alright that's everything!" Impostor Lenny said with a loud sigh of relief. "... Right well that's the toilet tent set up" ZeroLenny™ snarkly remarked. "Lenny, this isn't the toilet tent, we're going to be sleeping in this!-" "What?? You expect me to share that tent with you for the rest of this trip??" snapped ZeroLenny™ Silence filled the campsite air. "... God... why did you have to get us kicked off of the island..." he sighed as he went back through his bags. ZeroLenny™ wasn't wrong. Roughly 2 months ago Impostor Lenny was undergoing his training to become the next ZeroLenny™, but proceedings were taking far longer than expected. During this time, ZeroLenny™ had been working hard on cracking what he claimed to be "Code X". However, with the two busy, they both forgot to pay the upkeep of the Hawaiian Resort and were thus kicked off. An hour had passed since basecamp at the Spice Trail was established. Rich red sands dustbowled the entire horizon as a crystal clear nightsky donned the surrounding canyons with a moonkissed shine. Not many would dare to enter such trail as very few had ever returned, however ZeroLenny™ was confident that they'd find their money back here. The two sat around a lonesome, crackling campfire. "-NO WAY LENNY!! THERES NO WAY IM TAKING THE BLAME ON THIS ONE!!" Impostor Lenny shouted while chugging his 3rd bottle of Jamersons Whiskey "LOOK! How did we get £84.33 behind on the rent money in the first place?" ZeroLenny™ snapped back "O-oh right I-I forgive you Lenny! In-fact why don't we just forget about the entire thing-" Impostor Lenny was suddenly overcome by a pale nervousness. ZeroLenny™ stood up. "It wasn't me who by-passed Tesco's with the rent money and took it 5 doors down, to Dr. Vaati's "Personal Organ Enhancement" Clinic. WAS IT???" "...Yeah and when they said that, I didn't realise they'd make it a lot smaller than..." sighed Impostor Lenny "What it didn't work?" chimed ZeroLenny™ sarcastically. "Well yes... Temporally... but when it said "Revolutionary New Technique" on the door, I didn't realise they'd just stick me in one of the back rooms with some of Belle Delphines Bath Water." "85 quid!!!" he cried. "I could have been on the island watching one of VaatiVidyas music videos by now!" "Yeah... and then you could have got one for free..." ZeroLenny™ remarked sassily. Although the two would continue to argue all night; as usual it would go nowhere and a fight would break out. An enitre night had already passed by the two, but this adventure was to be short lived. Impostor Lenny woke up, not to a sweltering desert heat, but into a dark, damp castle cell. After about 5 seconds of looking around he instantly knew, he was in Lordran! "FOR GODS SAKE NOT AGAIN I SWEAR-" However, his rant was cut short when he noticed something different with his usual Lordran cell. There was a note. He scurried over to read it "Dear bitchass, How are you doing? Look there's no time to explain but while you were knocked out by my incredible 7 revolution roundhouse kick last night, I went out into the desert and I finally found it! The missing piece to the code I've been trying to crack! Do you remember the last description story we did and you asked me what's Dragon Dogma got to do with any of this? Haha yeah I forgot too it's almost as if I write these stories last second and but no real thought into any of them. Anyway, come meet me in the Undead Burg! I've just rented a house and have the lab set up, we'll be back in no time!" Spicy Regards, Your better half, ZeroLenny™" This is what happened next. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 fam 😂😂 you've taken 🚻 that 👍👍👍like button👍👍👍 on three ⬆↗➡ dates 🏝🍱🚲 now... So 😐 why ❓❓ u ain't ❌❌ SMASHIN🍆🍆THAT 👵🌽 MF 😂😂LIKE BUTTON 💯👌 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 !!!!!TEESPRING GET YOSELF SOME SICK MERCH!!!! teespring.com/en-GB/stores/zerolennys-spice-shop Twitter: twitter.com/Daddy_Lenny?lang=... Patreon: patreon.com/ZeroLenny 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Special Thanks to: ZeroLenny Discord for being lit: discord.gg/DyU5eUj