Channel: Whitney Avalon

Category: Comedy

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Description: #Wonderland and #Oz face off again in this villainous #PrincessRapBattle! ▶ Sponsored by dresseswithpockets.com/prb – over 10,000 items from yoga pants to wedding gowns, all with pockets! ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets ▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/2wBw4KYcV7hwnqN2JW665z (also on iTunes, Amazon, etc.) The Wicked Witch of the West (Whitney Avalon) lands in the Queen of Hearts’ (Alyssa Preston) rose garden to start a ruckus. Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** CREDITS ** Writer, Producer, Director, Wicked Witch: Whitney Avalon instagram.com/whitneyavalon Writer, Producer, Director, Editor: Steve Gossett instagram.com/thestevegossett Queen of Hearts: Alyssa Preston instagram.com/alyssampreston King of Hearts: Ben Giroux instagram.com/BenGiroux Winkie Guards: Aidan Ryder instagram.com/aidanryder & Dotan Ryder instagram.com/dotanleyv Alice: Emily Kinney Mad Hatter: Ryan McCartan Tweedles: Jason Rogel & Reggie De Leon Assoc. Producer: Jim Sabo Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Prod. Coordinator: Elizabeth Osterwisch Composer: Dirty Hollywood 1st Asst. Dir.: T.C. De Witt Make-Up/Hair Dept. Head: Rebecca Lee Castro Make-Up/Hair: Deidra Castro, Nicole Moroni Wig Stylist: Patty Jarvis Costume Designer: Isabel Mandujano Set Costumer: Elena Flores Prod. Designer: Justin Mulcahy Art Dept.: Jonathan Theriault, Eleanor Goodall, Matthew Miller, Mervyn Michael James, Adam Billitzer Asst. Editor: Kate West Exec. Asst.: Caroline Sharp 1st Asst. Camera: Adam Lippert 2nd Asst. Camera/DIT: Lisa Copland G&E Swing: Billy Brenner Key Grip: Ariq Hannan, Chaz Moore Gaffer: Nick Street Craft Service: Candace Ostler BTS, 2nd Unit Camera: Merlin Showalter Playback: Michael J. Epstein PAs: Eitan Schramm, Rocket, Vince Cirino, Rod Kim, Spankie Valentine, Courtney Wright, Lindsey Bowman, Tyler Scheid, Luke Sienkowski, Jim Burzelic Mix/Master: Will Hampton Sound Designer: Shannon Deane VFX: John Huffnagle, Brad Clapper Special Thanks: Barbara and Jim Sabo Sr. ** LYRICS ** Begone Adele Dazeem, I’m a head-taking machine Chop so many necks, call me the Guillotine Queen I’ll make you walk the green mile and roast ya, Salem-style Here’s the lesson: court’s in session and I do love a trial Get this straight, the heart wants what it wants I’m not a dunce and unlike you I do my own stunts You might be okay at croquet but you’ll fall just the same ‘Cause I’m a master with a mallet and I’ve never lost a game You’re too concerned with shoes to stop a homesick chick? This toothpick on a broomstick can’t handle the thicc All ways are my ways, so I make the laws With a verdict and my boot I’ll kick your narrow ass to Oz I’m the witch-of-the witch-of-the witch-of-the witch-of-the west, ha! You wish you could be like me but bish I’m the best, ha! ‘Cause I’m the meanest, the keenest, gonna upset the queenest Brighter than the Emerald City because I’m certainly the greenest They tried to keep me down but instead I have arisen I overthrew the land and transformed Oz into a prison The wizard was a con man so weaklings gave him loyalty But I can fly, so I defy both gravity and royalty A woman with real power not a windbag liar dickhead Now Oz and Broadway recognize the one who’s truly wicked Ya got your own itty bitty pity committee You can run, you can hide, but I’ll get you my pretty Yeah I got a little mister. But what happened to her sister? Right, she became a basement in the midst of a twister I’m a slayer and a player, momma heart gets paid Wearing diamonds in the club while your monkeys get spayed This punk-ass needs a punchin’, you’re more sloppy than a luncheon With a bunch of fucking Munchkins who are too damn drunk to function We’re the original dreamland, you imposters can suck it, ‘cause Wonderland ain’t nuthin’ to fuck with Wonderland ain’t nuthin’ to fuck with This battle was a slaughter, Elphie’s melting cause I’m hotter This hag is hashtag thirsty. Here, have a cup of water! In a second they’ll be singing “ding dong, the witch is dead” By order of the Queen OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! This brat’s got a temper, now she’s folding under pressure ‘Cause she’s screaming bloody murder while I’m smiling like a Cheshire You’re losing the beat, you might need a pacemaker Don’t you mess around with me, ‘cause I'm a heartbreaker I’ve got the powers and the flowers to KO your whole team I got them pop pop poppies, night night have a nice dream You think this is a game? Tell these cards I ain’t playin’ Cut the deck like it’s a check and wreck this trumped-up queen I’m slayin’ You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry, I’ll make a motherfucking scene Like the hulk without the bulk, it ain’t easy being green Like the roses that you keep what you sow is what you reap I’m the doom on a broom and this has been a clean sweep ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) ** If you're seeing this, comment “This is wicked great!” below.