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Description: The Premier League Poem is Spencer's poetic tribute to the best premier league season ever. No copyright infringement intended. Lyrics are below. Subscribe to Spencer's videos at youtube.com/spencercba6 Follow Spencer at twitter.com/spencerowen Watch the EURO 2012 Poem here: youtube.com/watch?v=WbYi7sf7qgo Check out footballpreacher.co.uk for more football talk 2011/2012 Season number twenty Kicked off on August the 13th With a bang and goals a plenty City asserted their dominance And showed all what they could do Thanks to the help of Silva They turned Manchester blue United got first blood Eight goals made Arsenal groan Wenger had sold his superstars And sent Almunia out on loan But the tide was already turning It was heading the Etihad's way In October City beat United 6-1 Even though they were playing away Balotelli moved from bibs to tee shirts And asked why always me Well, because you act like a dickhead mate That's why you left Italy Racism reared its ugly head In fact, it happened twice Suarez missed eight games for what he said Liverpool paid the price John Terry picked on Ferdinand And really showed his class You're not welcome here John Terry Stick your blue flag up your arse The return of the old guard Welcomed back Henry and Scholes Arsenal's talisman reignited the flame And United's hero got some goals And here's to the ones we lost this year The final whistle has blown for you Gary Speed has gone, and far too young We nearly lost Muamba too Crisis struck when Mancini said, "Carlos, get off the bench" But Tevez said, 'No thanks, I'm fine" And Frimpong tweeted, 'DENCH' So Tevez worked on his golf swing Which drove Mancini crazy Four months later he came back saying "I'm only here because you over-pay me" Van Persie carried a team on his shoulders With a champions league place at stake A 3rd place finish was good enough But now he might leave for his own sake Swansea and Norwich passed the test But the magpies became the teachers Finishing 5th did not seem possible Newcastle were over-reachers Their secrets came from Senegal A great start from Demba Ba Was added to by Pappis Cisse Scoring goals like Yeboah Signing of the season goes to The only player who achieved perfection Stewart Downing couldn't score in a brothel He probably couldn't get an erection Wigan learned the premier league Is no bed of roses They survived thanks to the 11th commandment Thou shalt not sell moses Things went from bad to worse at Blackburn The fans gave Steve Kean a kicking Yakubu was good but in the end Their best player was a chicken Torres struggled in front of goal Andy Carroll equally lacked Their poor of form cost their managers As AVB and Dalglish got sacked And Joey Barton, what can we say Undeniably a massive prick If it wasn't the Tevez elbow that did it It was his Aguero kick In the end the blue moon rose And the red devils were left in hell Farewell to Blackburn, Wolves And Bolton who in battle, fell. Tevez mourned the death of Fergie Who was still very much alive And Ashley Young made the Olympic team Not for football, but for his dive And so ends the best season that ever was Who knows if we'll see the like again Let's hope that magic will live on And transform Roy Hodgson's men Maybe 2012 is the year for England We'll have to wait and see It might be a long shot but Stranger things have happened in Germany. Subscribe to Spencer's video at youtube.com/spencercba6 Follow Spencer at twitter.com/spencerowen Like Spencer at facebook.com/whatspencerdoes PREMIER LEAGUE HIGHLIGHTS SEASON FOOTBALL REVIEW PREMIER LEAGUE HIGHLIGHTS SEASON FOOTBALL REVIEW