Channel: Van Vuuren Bros

Category: Entertainment

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Description: Pareidolia: the science behind seeing faces in everyday objects. Vocals Written and Performed by Christiaan Van Vuuren Music Written and Produced by Haydn Walker Animation by Doug Bayne FULL LYRICS: VERSE 1: Human beings are made of matter, and as a matter of fact, I’m matter too. The same atoms that make me, me, are the very same atoms that make you, you. In the end we’re all the same - electrons, protons, and neutrons too. Quarks and gluons, neutrinos and muons, photons and bosons, doopity doo. Matter is everything in the universe. It could be a person, or a stick of glue. What about me? I’m dark matter. Everything is something, except you. Matter can be a washing machine, or a pair of eggs taking to you. So ipso facto we’re the same thing, and that’s what makes us people too. CHORUS 1: Objects are people too. We’re made of the same things as you - We’re of the earth, sky and sea, so don’t objectify me, no. Objects are kind of people too. VERSE 2: On a molecular level we’re on the same level. It doesn’t matter that our teeth are seeds. Wether flesh or bone, or concrete and metal. Or the grumpiest cookie you’ve ever seen. We’re all from the same table of elements. So could you please stop stepping on me? Just because we don’t have intelligence, doesn’t mean we’re not people, see. CHORUS 2: Objects are people too. We’re made of the same things as you - Fundamentally, elementally, don’t objectify me, no. Objects are kind of people too. STREET BIN: Don’t put a ciggy out on my head. ANGRY MOP: Wipe me on the ground… and you’re dead. HANDBAG: Don’t leave me on the floor of your car - ATTACK HELICOPTER: Boom, boom, boom, boom - I love Muricaaaaaa! ONION: Cut me again and I’ll make you cry. TYPEWRITER: It hurts my teeth every time you type! VIEWFINDER: Wanna see something, over there? TWO EGGS: I see dead chickens, everywhere. COMPUTER PORT: Stop plugging things in my eye. PAIR OF CANDLES: And stop lighting our tongues on fire. SMOKE ALARM: Every time I go EEEH EEEH EEEEEEH, I’m trying to save you from burning alive. CHURCH BUILDING: I’m a bird! Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet. BOWLING BALL: Would everyone please stop fingering me? CCTV CAMERAL: Resistance is futile, can’t you see? We’ve got you now, on CCTV. HANDBAG ZIP: So shut up, zip it, we’ve had enough. Objects are people, and people are stuff. ANGRY MOP: Dip me in that bucket one more time, And I’m gonna f*ck you from behind. CHORUS 3: Objects are people too. We’re made of the same things as you - We’re energy distributed differently, so don’t objectify me, no. Cause some objects look a bit like people too. OUTRO: We may not have souls or be sentient beings, But we’re made of the same basic sciencey things. We can’t make decisions, or choose a life path, But we’ve kind of got faces if you look hard enough. Some objects look a bit like people, If you try hard enough to imagine us as people, Then in your head maybe we can be people tooooooo -