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Description: "Just Can't Be a Dragon Here" The Song From My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, featured in "Father Knows Beast" Season 8 Episode 24, Lyrics in Description Thank you Daniel Ingram, Josh Haber and the entire team of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic team. :) Sludge: Spike, I'm gonna teach you a thing or two about being a dragon. So, listen up, my boy, because I'm only gonna say this once. Look at this castle where you live Spike: It's pretty sweet, right? [Sludge] You can't be a dragon here Spike: Uh, I can't? [Sludge] Look at these books up on the wall Spike: Hey, I just finished organizing those! [Sludge] This treasure pile's not right, I fear Trust me, I got you covered here. You see all this soft pony stuff you're surrounded with? This has got to be the first thing to go. Nothin' 'bout this place says "dragon den", there's too much fluff All these fancy robes, toss in a pile Take those goblets, dishes, is that gold? Still not enough! De-ponifying might just take a while Sure, this place is grandiose But to a dragon, it's just gross Time we make the lot all disappear Reality you need a dose To all these ponies, you're too close You just can't be a dragon here Good job, my boy! But this is still just the beginning! Each and every dragon has a swagger all his own Watch and I'll show you what I mean You can't move like this with so much stuff to weigh you down A dragon always keeps it lean Lose this! This! Ooh, this is nice! Your life is soft, your scales are coiffed These pillows, beds, and sheets are washed A delight, but it's just not right what's underneath Every dragon must be free Look at you, then look at me Since when do dragons brush their teeth? Ha! Please! Sure, this place is grandiose But to a dragon, it's just gross Time we make the lot all disappear Spike: What do I do? [Sludge] Just grab it all and give to me After that, then you'll be free You just can't be a dragon heeeeere! Spike: Ha! You're right! I feel better already! Sludge: See? What did I tell you? You're very lucky that I found you. Now, go get me some more. Spike: You got it! I'm gonna go get you all the cushy pony stuff I've got... Dad. Sludge: Great! Go get 'em... son! 'Cause this dragon just can't wait to live here [sinister laughter] #MLPSONG #SugarcubeCorner #MLP #Mylittlepony #Music #MLPSeason8 #TwilightSparkle #Spike #Sludge #StarlightGlimmer