Channel: J Pee

Category: Comedy

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Description: "Who Is J Pee?" - FULL ALBUM OUT NOW ON SPOTIFY, APPLE MUSIC & ALL MAJOR PLATFORMS! J PEE - CANDY RAPPER Directors: Corrin Evans & Justin Frick Edited by Corrin Evans Cinematographer: Justin Frick Producer: Maddie McGuire (Red Mouse Pictures) Music Producer: Danny Eldridge Motion Graphics: Cory Cullington Follow J Pee at Insta: jessepepe1111 facebook.com/jpeemusic Twitter: @JessePepe1111 Red Mouse Pictures redmousepictures.com Insta: redmousepics Daniel Eldridge soundcloud.com/dannyeldridge Insta: dannyeldridge_ Cory Cullington Insta: @cmcullington cmcullington@gmail.com A VERY SPECIAL THANKS TO: Adele Park Adam Overacker Wilson Phan Justin Thomas Szymanski Bob Taylor April Campion Ed Westfall Sam Cook Chuck Bruce Radek Korbecki Jorge G. Rodriguez Eric Wallbruch B.J. Whimpey Michael Urbanski Dylan Rourke Sarah Navratil Erika Ackerman Alisa Vilena Gerstein Samantha Ribaya LYRICS: I Am Trashy like a candy wrapper Shiny packaging is distracting you from my ugly center Wish I didn’t have to wear it, I think I would fare better But apparently we’re supposed to leave these on, so, whatever People need to see some sort of false delusion of yourself If you ain’t packaged right you bet your ass ain’t getting on the shelf Put your shiny plastic on, hide the world from your neuroses That shit’s organic though The wrapper never decomposes I lucked out though, didn’t I, my candy wrapper ain’t half bad So many grocery shoppers want a piece of this ass man (sexy) If they only knew what was buried deep down inside All of the things that the store manager demands me hide If I expose my true self I’ll be ostracized (Don’t tell em) For instance I’m not supposed to say I want our president dead Or I make race jokes and rape jokes every day in my head And there’s handful of marriages that I’ve tried to subvert And I really don’t give a fuck about Amber Alerts It’s 1o’clock in the morning in Los Angeles, how am I supposed to find one Chevy Silverado? It’s fucking impossible And to the girls I messed with in high school and took to prom Occasionally I did fantasize about your moms, Cuz you were new to giving head, hell I couldn’t blame you It’s just sometimes I wish your mom barged in and taught us both a thing or two I think inside every civilized person lies a violent gorilla And it’s not impossible to empathize with serial killers Also, around 8 or 9 I killed a chinchilla It was an accident, kind of See I was playing with him when he bit my finger, digit number ten Before I knew it I turned into Lenny from Of Mice and Men I think about it all the time, it left deep scars But what really terrified me was how easy it was I had anger issues in college, but I repressed it quite unhealthily Which gave birth to the worst addiction I had, just fap all day to pornography Mouse click, grip dick choreography Memorize every inch of topography Of my keyboard typing really fucked up shit Not giving a fuck if the government’s watching me Fake Taxi, Milf Hunter, Casting Couch, Bang Bros Or a cutie putting her bootie up against gloryholes I loved how impersonal it was, no games or grace Chicks so horny they just wanted to fuck a dick with no face Oo! That one’s still a fantasy, walk into a bathroom and take a leek And a hot chick is watching from a peephole Begging for me to give her the J Pee D No seriously every time I go into a public restroom I look for a hole and there’s never a hole and I- where is it? Guys, porn addiction is a thing And a lot of you probably have it And it’s tougher than you think it would be to stop jizzing all over the keys like a rabbit It might be worth breaking the habit Relationships could be salvaged I treated women with more respect once my abuse was bandaged I’m just rambling Feel free to take any and every word I say Open up the trash can and throw that shit away Like a Candy wrapper Candy wrapper Candy wrapper Yummy! Candy rapper Candy rapper Candy rapper Finally did a hook I feel like I went too deep Missed an opportunity To be witty with this rap theme And satisfy your craving, so He a scrumptious candy bar Treat him like a Payday Rip him open, eat his nuts Then I throw that bitch away I was gonna use the metaphor with Milky Way But the nuts thing really sold me Plus I like them better anyway Maybe one day, we all get bought from the store Simultaneously unwrapped and just thrown on the floor And realize that we kinda look the same a little bit Easily mistaken for tiny pieces of- Why, Why… Were candy bars designed to look like that? Like they just came out of someone’s ass? I don’t know, I don’t know I just feel like that’s an issue that would have been foreseen, For a treat you’re supposed to give your kids on Halloween… Ah fuck that’s the theme That’s the theme, right there That’s the theme of the song, I finally got there. Candy Rapper