Channel: John Ward

Category: News & Politics

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Description: If I ran a University, I would know That if tens of thousands of 18-21 year olds moved to campus And signed one year leases, and registered for classes Every single one of them would be legally responsible For tens of thousands of dollars' worth of contracts. And if I ran a University, I would make classes remote And make official policies against parties and gatherings And official policies for six feet of social distance Because if I ran a university, I would know 18-21 year olds are going to have parties and gatherings And won't social distance. If I ran a University I would unofficially encourage protests But only at the students' discretion Because if I ran a University, I would know All about liability. And if I ran a University I would have mandatory COVID testing Because if I ran a University, I would know Two weeks into the semester There would be an explosion of COVID cases. If I ran a University, I would know That it just so happens two weeks into the semester Is also the Drop Deadline for courses After which minimal or even zero refunds Will be given to these kids That I told officially, in writing Must not party or gather And must socially distance. And then - If I ran a University - I would shut down all remaining in-person classes And all dormitories and apartments And send tens of thousands of 18-21 year old kids back home With tens of thousands of dollars in contractual commitments To Housing and Tuition And a lot more cases of COVID They could take home to their parents and grandparents. ...and if any of the kids, parents, or grandparents Tried to complain, or take legal action, or even just ask for an apology - I would remind them, through emails, or letters, or lawyers That it was they who broke the rules I wrote And those rules are binding - Because I run a University. ___ Like this video? I could use your help to keep making them: ORIGINAL MUSIC *NEW* July 4th, 2020 - "BAT SOUP" amazon.com/bat-soup-explicit-john-ward/dp/B08CTHX2S8 First Album - "FEELS GOOD MAN" amazon.com/Feels-Good-Explicit-John-Ward/dp/B07R5H5RKG WEBSITE, SHIRTS/MUGS johnwardcinematics.com PATRONAGE/ONE-TIME DONATIONS johnwardcinematics.com/support CONTACT johnwardcinematics.com/contact