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Description: What if chocolate companies like Hershey's, Nestle, Mars, and others were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are? Roger Horton investigates. SUBSCRIBE HERE: goo.gl/ITTCPW Join us Mondays, Tuesdays, Fridays, and Sundays at 1pm EST for brand new Cracked shows and series! CLICK HERE for more HONEST ADS: youtu.be/gmQE4qdb9fg CLICK HERE for more YOUR BRAIN ON CRACKED: youtu.be/mjWqtWntljg CLICK HERE for WE REMADE ZACK SNYDER’S JUSTICE LEAGUE FOR ONLY $20: youtu.be/Q_JeapnFFy4 CLICK HERE for more LONG STORY SHORT(ish): youtu.be/iCPdhuxmNT4 CLICK HERE for more CANONBALL: youtu.be/tclMdfFcxmQ Get more of this in the One Cracked Fact newsletter at cracked.com/newsletters! SOURCES: globenewswire.com/en/news-release/2021/05/25/2235030/0/en/Global-Chocolate-Market-Is-Expected-to-Reach-USD-200-4-billion-by-2028-Fior-Markets.html bbc.com/news/business-51604345 washingtonpost.com/graphics/2019/business/hershey-nestle-mars-chocolate-child-labor-west-africa thechocolatejournalist.com/blog/fair-trade-chocolate-debunking-the-myth theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/mar/25/chocolate-the-dark-truth-is-it-good-for-you-health-wellbeing-blood-pressure-flavanols consumeraffairs.com/news/cheap-chocolate-candy-might-not-be-chocolate-after-all-021215.html splinternews.com/corporate-america-is-conspiring-to-keep-your-chocolate-1825514264 huffpost.com/entry/chocolate-craving-pms-men-vegetables_n_6102714 news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6558775.stm vertavahealth.com/cocaine/mentally-physically-addictive theweek.com/tucker-carlson/1009278/tucker-carlson-complains-new-mms-mascots-are-less-sexy theguardian.com/environment/2017/sep/13/chocolate-industry-drives-rainforest-disaster-in-ivory-coast Roger Horton: Jack Hunter Fairly Compensated Employee: Jordan Breeding Chocolate Lady: Anna Breeding Sexy Chocolate Animator: Pablo Hernan Blua Writer: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz Director: Jordan Breeding Art Director/Assistant Director: Andy Newman Director of Photography: Dave Brown Editors: Jordan Breeding, Dave Brown Sound: Mike Schoen Cezary's Twitter: twitter.com/ostrichson Jordan’s Twitter: twitter.com/The_J_Breeding Jordan’s Writing Portfolio: thejordanbreedingblog.wordpress.com/2017/03/22/portfolio Dave’s Instagram: instagram.com/deforestbrown 00:00 - Sexy Chocolate Ad 00:53 - If Chocolate Was Honest 04:32 - Still Good! #Chocolate #Hershey #Nestle