Channel: emilia fart

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Description: We all want to live our life as though we’re Claire from the Bon Appetit test kitchen but sometimes we have to face reality. Instead of running away from my goblin ways I choose to embrace them by making an extremely extra, gourmet salad while sitting next to a public toilet. I haven’t tested this recipe in another location so I would suggest making it in some sort of restroom or I’m not sure it will turn out the same. I would just like to state I am a genius and I thank the universe for working through me. I love you. Book me to make a personalized video for you or someone you know- cameo.com/emiliafarts Get $10 off with Uber by downloading the app and using this code: emilias321ue Or get $5 off your first order with UberEats by using this code: eats-emilias321ue For a way to get online therapy that I believe in- tryonlinetherapy.com/emiliafart I receive commissions on referrals to BetterHelp. I only recommend services I know and trust. I referred my best friend to BetterHelp and she loves it more than any other therapy she's tried, I wholeheartedly love it and wouldn't be here without therapy. instagram.com/emiliafarts twitter.com/emiliafart Thank you I love you.