Channel: boburnham

Category: Comedy

Tags: boburnhamsonghighschoolburnhamgirlbopartyhighscool

Description: NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com/2a3labw my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: itunes.apple.com/us/album/words-words-words-deluxe-edition/id396588798 this is a music video i made for my ep. its on itunes in HD. i meant to post this earlier. enjoy! thank you to WAVERLYFILMS for making this music and lyrics by bo burnham High School party, senior year Boys and girls are all sippin on beer I like soda, wheres the soda Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda I see you from across the crowd I said the party is bumpin and the music is loud Youre really drunk and youre looking sad Its like a date rape ad Girl, then we start to dance and Girl, baby this is romance Girl, Im starting to grow down below, shit, why did I wear sweat pants Girl, youre bodies like what conjunction junction, thats a fine ass but Im like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping suckin til you get to the nut And I said Lets rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block Either way girl, were taking a walk(wok)nothing? Youre going to love me the way my uncle did Except youre not gonna to go to court for doin it Be a guillotine or my girl instead Either way, youre giving me head Im gonna love you the right way Shorty with a body looking hotty when I say Girl When I say girl We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter Whys it called dry humping if I always need a towel after You spread your naked legs and I see that wounded that never healed Even though youre yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed Were both aware of my erection You ask if I have protection I say Well um no...I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby sitter walked in I had to hide them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit Girl Girl Insert a euphemism A sexy mental prism Increase my pelvic rhythm For you with my syllogism I know your body and I know how to please ya Dont thank me, thank wikipedia Guys dont go down, well I am- What the fuck is that, I should have brought my diagram Ooh did you feel that, that was an educated guess Ooh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad High school party, senior year None of that happened cause I wasnt invitedhm