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Description: Shop our famous Poo~Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray ➡pourri.com/collections/toilet-sprays It’s society’s dupe that girls don’t poop. After all, it’s only natural... Five years ago, we swung open the (stall) door and broke the barrier of talking crap with our viral video “Girls Don’t Poop.” Today, we’re taking a shift. A big shift. It’s time to dump the shame and fully embrace that #GIRLSDOPOOP • Let it go Let that shit out Yes, actually shit Don’t keep sitting on a throne of pretend That nothing comes out of your rear end That your caboose doesn’t let loose Doesn’t drop a damn deuce That you’re not the pooperstar that you are It’s society’s dupe that girls don’t poop That’s constipation of the mind That kind of thinking is behind Besides, pooping’s only natural A purely factual part of having a body Every body drops turds To deny it is absurd It’s part of being human Pooping, peeing and tootin’ Especially if you love bread but don’t tolerate gluten So get those gender rules off of our stools We’re all born to be number one at number two No one can tell you how to do your doo-doo right To cross your legs tight To hide like you haven’t pooped a day in your life So let’s start a movement A bowel movement Away from worry, shame and doubt Don’t hold that crap in Push that shit out At work, in restaurants in your school dormitory Raise your voice and share your poop story You, my friend, are not alone So sit down Stand up And own your throne • Written by Nicole Story & Andrea Gibson Performed by Andrea Gibson Directed by Nicole Story & Dixie Dixon Produced by See Pictures • SUBSCRIBE to PooPourri: youtube.com/c/poo?sub_confirmation=1 WEBSITE: poopourri.com TALK CRAP WITH US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Instagram: instagram.com/poopourri Facebook: facebook.com/PooPourri Pinterest: pinterest.com/poopourri Twitter: twitter.com/poopourri PRESS INQUIRIES: email press@poopourri.com