Channel: brentalfloss

Category: Gaming

Tags: spoofdk rap where are they nowhandsomecountrydk where are they nowdonkey kong 64donkeyguylanky kong songgrant kirkhope musicchunkytake it to the fridgegrant kirkhope dk rapdonkey kong rapdk rapwith lyricsmusicrareware 2018rarelankybrentalflossdonkey kong country returnsthemenintendo 64dixiehe's deadsoundtrackdj cutmancomedyand then there's chunkyparodycrankyremakekongtropicalgrant kirkhopeyookalayleekirkhopegrant64

Description: We all know the DK Rap from 2000's "DK 64," but where are those characters now? Get Brentalfloss t-shirts and merch HERE: tiny.cc/flossmerch Get this song wherever digital music is sold/streamed! Also, I MADE A PARTY GAME FOR CONSOLES! It’s called "Use Your Words," it’s now available for all current consoles/Steam/the Wii U, and it’s fun! More info at useyourwords.lol Wanna follow me on Twitter? twitter.com/brentalfloss And finally... isn't it strange how the "And then there's Chunky" bit became a meme? Life's weird! ----------------------------------------- LYRICS: SO THEY'RE FINALLY BACK, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME THEY'RE BRINGING YOU A BRAND NEW RHYME YOU LOVED THEM ALL IN DK 64 AND I BET YOU'RE WONDERIN' WHERE ARE THEY NOW? HUH! DK! DONKEY KONG! HE'S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH, YOU KNOW HIS NAME, BUT BEHIND THE SCENES, HE'S NOT THE SAME AFTER DK 64, HE GOT INTO GUNS NOW HE HUNTS ENDANGERED SPECIES JUST FOR FUN BUT HIS COCONUT GUN STILL FIRES IN SPURTS IF HE SHOOTS YA... YOU'LL PROBABLY DIE HE'S OLDER, MEANER, AND WEALTHIER TOO HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW HUH! DK! HE LOVES GUNS! TINY KONG'S BACK, SO LISTEN UP DUDES SHE CAN SHRINK IN SIZE TO SUIT HER MOOD NOW YOU MAY HAVE HEARD THAT THE BEES ARE DYING WELL THE TRUTH ABOUT TINY IS HORRIFYING! SHE'S KILLING ALL THE BEES! SHE'S KILLING ALL THE BEES! WE DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT SHE'S KILLING ALL THE BEES SHE CAN FLOAT THROUGH THE AIR AND CLIMB UP TREES BUT TINY KONG'S A MURDERER OF BEES! DK! GOODBYE BEES. HE HAS A FUNNY FACE, HIS LIMBS ARE LONG BUT LANKY NEVER FELT LIKE HE BELONGED HE EARNED A DEGREE IN A COLLEGE TOWN AND DECIDED TO WORK AS A SEX ED CLOWN NOW HE HAS A PENIS PUPPET, AND A VULVA PUPPET TOO AND HE'LL GIVE A CREEPY LECTURE JUST FOR YOU (JUST FOR YOU) AND NEXT UP DIDDY KONG HITS THE STAGE JUST LIKE GARY COLEMAN, HE DOES NOT AGE HIS FACE IS YOUTHFUL LIKE PETER PAN'S BUT HE'S A BITTER OLD BASTARD WHO HATES HIS FANS HE'S ANGRY! HORNY! LIBIDO'S WILD! BUT WOMEN WON'T DATE HIM 'CAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A CHILD THAT MIGHT EXPLAIN HIS JOB WHICH YOU WON'T FORGET HE BLOGS FOR DIDDYPEPETRUMPMRA.NET HUH! DK! HE NEEDS LOVE! AND THEN THERE'S CHUNKY HE'S DEAD DK! CHUNKY'S DEAD! DK! NOW THE SONG IS OVER! 0:00 Intro 0:49 Song 3:41 Outro