Channel: Static-P

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Description: Episode 1 of Criminal Idol Full Playlist here: youtu.be/us0KKywnakk?list=PLFxpk0Up5YW0-fl3jIa4Syyxg-BOjKVXI Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/344DfRKbwuo5dBVzs2p8il?si=IdqXc8o_QyCNEIRzv1vE7g  Thank you nyansai for your help on the Art! nyansai: youtube.com/channel/UCv2Ajh2Nu3bZaNLqd7hIhvg Music and Vocals: Static-P Off Vocal Download: bss.studio/forums/index.php?/files/category/1-karaoke ------------------------------------------------------------------- Community Website: bss.studio Twitter: twitter.com/_Static_P ------------------------------------------------------------------- Lyrics, as written by KittySuger Bell99: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Woke up can't see. Hands: cuffed. Tied feet. I don't know how I got here. The ground was shaking like the strings on a base Smell: perfumes, cigars, and wines. From the sounds in the room one could tell there were two Watching me as I pretended to sleep. And when that thing took off I just let my body roll To the doors of that limousine! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oh! I am Detective Detective deducing devious deeds. Don't dare you dabble in darkness or I'll devise your defeat. .... If you run and hide I will find you. I am deep in your mind. You haven't figured it out; I'm predicting your moves! Just when you think you've one-upped me I am two steps in front See, this is my special move: I put myself in your shoes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Detective Detective, do tell us how you solved the crime. Did you deceive them deducing darkness in disguise? .... Hold up! Back track. I made my escape But with that bag on my head I never saw a face. So I removed the bag, untied my legs, Realized I was still inside their base. I saw the limo comin' back! I kept cool and decided to stay and chat. "Gentlemen, please, there's no need to attack. Quite simply, I was startled. I will go where you ask. Keep covered, your faces, I have no reason to see. I only ask we treat each other politely. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you run and hide I will find you. I am deep in your mind. You haven't figured it out; I'm predicting your moves! Just when you think you've one-upped me I am two steps in front See, this is my special move: I put myself in your shoes. I am Detective Detective. I'm on the case! Master of human interactions. A friendly face! ~~~~~~~~~~~ Detective Detective, do tell us how you solved the crime. Did you deceive them deducing darkness in disguise? I dare say, Detective, it seems as though your reading minds. Can you read them? .... Eh what? I continue: The two men in suits where sittin' Lookin' pretty tough, With their hands on their sides Like they're about to pull their guns. Think I know where they came from judging by their demeanor. Think I know where we're going From the fact that I'm not dead, yet! Dropped off, two blocks from my house, A block from the bank, Where something strange was going down. Just as expected it was the scene of a crime. It's been over an hour since the cops have arrived. I asked around. The only evidence: One rock thrown through the window And a hair clip. One pointed out that on his way in He saw my limo. Yes. That was my limo Pushed up my glasses and gave a little smirk. When people speak I listen to the thoughts behind their words. "In a short while-", I said to them out loud, "There will be another robbery To which more officers are bound." There' s been another break-in Kerwits-Bank on Main. Don't worry, though, It's just a ploy. Their alibi you'd say. One culprit is among us. The rest: at that bank. And inside one of the cop cars, here, You'll fine the money's safe. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you run and hide I will find you. I am deep in your mind. You haven't figured it out; I'm predicting your moves! Just when you think you've one-upped me I am two steps in front See, this is my special move: I put myself in your shoes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you run and hide I will find you. I am deep in your mind. You haven't figured it out; I'm predicting your moves! Just when you think you've one-upped me I am two steps in front See, this is my special move: I put myself in your shoes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am Detective Detective. I'm on the case! Master of human interactions. A friendly face! ~~~~~~~~~~~