Channel: Ninja Sex Party

Category: Comedy

Tags: dannymermaidpizzaninjanspninja brianpartydamnjacquie

Description: Get the album here: amazon.com/Cool-Patrol-Ninja-Sex-Party/dp/B07FDN2TZY/ref=sr_1_8?dchild=1&qid=1603124663&refinements=p_32%3ANinja+Sex+Party&s=music&sr=1-8 Starring Mermaid - DAMNjacquie instagram.com/damnjacquie Angels - Matt Shanks, Corey Stryker, Sam Potter Fairies - Adam Kovic & Lawrence Sonntag Merman - Trevor Cross Directed by Sean Barrett instagram.com/mrseanbarrett Edited by Kelly Brickner Lyon Additional editing by Sean Barrett Director of Photography: Gordon Yould Producer: Dana Kurth, Guise Creative Camera Utility: Brooks Ludwick Hair & Makeup: Jan Rooney Production Assistant: Urks Kurth Written by Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht Produced and Engineered by Jim Arsenault and Dave Dominguez Recorded at Buffalo Recording in Los Angeles, CA Mixed by Jay Ruston at TRS West, assisted by John Douglass Mastered by Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC Music & video produced with absolutely no help at all from Brent Lilley, brentlilley@gmail.com Dan Avidan - Vocals Brian Wecht - Keys & Synths Havve Hogan - Drums Lord Phobos - Guitar Doctor Sung - Synths & Keys Commander Meouch - Bass Choir: Stephanie Aston, Kate Bass, Sarah Reynolds, Chloe Agnew, Jonathan Gordon, Nick Wuthrich, Jay Stephenson, Billy Malone Lyrics Once upon a morning dawn Ninja Brian and I happened upon a gold pond In a forest enchanted where we Both gazed upon a bold sight so fair, see there! Beneath the blue waterfall A mermaid was swimming, and my heart, enthralled Became lost in the beautiful lines of her face Her every lithe movement was exquisite grace I trembled in silence At the love of my life Such a delicate moment I must play this just right “Hey, do you want pizza?" I screamed loud as shit Then I grabbed a whole pizza, threw the fuck out of it! It soared through the air like some pizza-ass doves Now marvel, and witness the glory of love! The mermaid looked off with her hair in the breeze For she'd noticed not my love letter of cheese, I don't see How I may get her soul to listen Like sunlight she shines, like crystals she glistens I need to dream an ingenious new scheme So this angel shall open her heart up to me More pizza, Brian! With onions and ham too! Now coat me in pizza and throw me, goddamn you! As choirs of angels sing out to the sky In a cheese crust of passion my true love shall fly