Channel: Spirit Of The Law

Category: Gaming

Tags: sotlaoe2 definitive editionaoe2age of empires 2spirit of the lawexcusesdefinitive editionaoe2 deresignationaoe2de

Description: Rating the AI's various resignation excuses on a completely arbitrary criteria. Best of all, I've managed to get the AI to join me in explaining some of the details. Play around with the text-predictor yourself at app.inferkit.com/generate The full list: Odsblood! I accidentally resigned by mistake. My townsfolk began too close to mine kingdom's Town Center. Far too many birds flew over mine kingdom. A mere single scout was present to serve in the beginning. My sheep perished when my folk sought to use it as food. Forsooth, I couldst not tame any wolves. All my beginning citizenry were male. Thy heraldic color was superior to mine own. My ignorant folk couldst not replant the berries! Thou art human, with soul and wit. I am naught but clockwork! My throne was most uncomfortable. Forsooth, the nearby boars grunted too loudly and frequently. 'Zounds! I couldst not build a Wonder in the Dark Age! I couldst not comprehend mine folks' speech! My peasants wert puling wretches (a puny 25 hit points)! The shore fish near mine villager appeared all too sleepy. A graceless hillock rose too near my Town Center. My peasants' huts all faced different directions! The deer fled when mine hunters sought to slay them. When I commanded a peasant to hunt fierce boar, it slew him. My peasants foolishly walk on foot instead of astride ponies. Alas, I could find naught but fools gold. ___________________________________________________________ Patreon: patreon.com/SpiritoftheLaw Background music from Epidemic Sound: epidemicsound.com Game: Age of Empires II Definitive Edition