Channel: Nyhm

Category: Comedy

Tags: warcraftnyhmstudiosgrindcomedyparodymadcowsummergalewow

Description: Remember that song I told you Summergale and I started months ago? We finally did too. We finished it up this weekend, and here it is! A parody of Busta Rhymes "Break Ya Neck" Enjoy -Nyhm (shameless book link) lulu.com/content/paperback-book/upside-downside-up/7702245 Lyrics Check it out, see, the only thing you need to do right here is, just grind your freakin' bar! Grind your freakin' bar, playas! Here we go now Here we goin' now Here we goin' now Grind it away, grind it away, grind it away now Grind it away, grind it away, grind it away now Just grind it away, playa! Check it out now [Verse 1] Tell me what you gamers wanna do (level man) Grind wit a playa, grind wit me Just grab your little bitty sword and play this ditty Killing mobs by the packs in the AOE If you really wanna level, kill some mobs Take a tip, pull 'em green like it's a robbery Else your hitpoints gone and ya MP gone Like the prom queen you'll be droppin' rapidly (Come on) Come on (Come on) Oh yea Tell me where the monster be at (Oh no!) Wearin' a dress damn right I still grind In a caster gown and the chicks on my staff (Oh Nyhm!) XP Bar, y'all playas grind all day Like a kid in a shop Y'all playas know every time I grind blues I'm killin' monsters, the NPCs and the pop (Someone explain me this) Y'all playas know when we low killin' pigs in the slop They reskin it on top call it elite it gotta stop...(pause) No money, so no respec for me All my playas got mad respect for me Everybody be levelin', drop that quest And grind that neverending bar with me [Chorus] Just level to this gamester track And watch the XP stack Recline yo' seat, no time fo' sleep Complete that bar and then repeat So nod yo' head and Grind that bar playa Grind that bar playa Grind that bar playa Grind that bar until you level Grind that bar playa Grind that bar playa Grind that bar playa Grind that bar [Verse 2] Move along now. That bar is ground playa! When I rez back 'cuz ya know I done ground ta death Y'all gamers all know how it is When ya bang out a level and a fresh bar greets with a laugh (Forty five, DING!!) Just be quiet boy, ain't no need to announce We can't congratulate a playa with a name that no one here can pronounce Go level up jus' a little an' be bigger every time A noob figure he's bigger but he's little 'n' small (uh huh) And the way we grindin' and creepin' Real playas never log we jus' stall I said GRIND (Come on!) In the day time and the night when ya playin' along Well just bang this track up on ya comp Put the nubs in check while another sucker beggin ta know See the way we speed right through (when we speed right through) We always be dingin' a lot, again and again And make a playa neva wanna stop {*Pause*} Betta hide yo' orcs, yo' sheeps All my playas put yo' grindin suits on And gather up your guildies playa You know you gotta get yo groups on All my gamers wit' the pace (aiyyo!) Wave them staves high now, and the way we grind it out Make a playa wanna give the game another try now Whatchu really wanna do? Not break a sweat, and level slowly like ya blind, kid? (ah hoo) All my playas double click break yo' keyboard and keep on grindin' [Chorus] [Verse 3] When I go toe to toe with the grind, I be holdin' a sword In the woods and I'm choppin' it down Killin' everything, moving level like an elevator Me 'n' Summergale killin' every gator around (To level UP!!) Yeah, I'm up Health is green like I'm Link 'cuz you know I done potted it up I'd whack a seal wit a club Again if it respawns, long as I'm levelin' up And I'd kill a little swine! and I'd kill a little monk! And I'd kill a little skunk! (Come on!) It'll give ya playas some shit That'll make you wanna port to sell yo' junk (Come on!) No money, so no respec for me All my playas got mad respect for me Everybody be levelin', drop that quest And grind that neverending bar with me