Channel: Cami-Cat

Category: Entertainment

Tags: dungeons and dragonsunirobcrap guidelife of a bardfull songcomedyvocalparodydmdndcami-catbard

Description: Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/2Chgqt6ERYyEMTtUzitHNh iTunes: music.apple.com/us/album/life-of-a-bard-single/1547491076?uo=4&app=itunes&at=1001lry3&ct=dashboard Amazon: amazon.com/gp/product/B08S61VJ34/?tag=distrokid06-20 Hey hey guys! I was able to get this done before the new year! WHOO! Basically there was such a demand to see a full version of the little joke song I did in JoCat's video that Unirob, who made the ukulele piece I used in the feature, made a full version of the song!! Hope that you enjoy ;D Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=j5RbyJ0PTGg Check out these amazing people that helped make this video possible: ▼ Unirob, who basically is responsible for this existing, everyone say thank you: youtube.com/user/TheDragonskar twitter.com/UniRob47 Lyrics: Hey there, I'm the bard of the team I've got a tragic backstory, and my class is a meme I'm the ace in the race, the other parties are whack I'm a jack of all trades, including the jack 'Scuse me, barmaid in the skirt I hope you don't mind, but I'm a devious flirt Let me up on the stage, of your beauty I'll sing And I'll show you just how I strum my strings Hey now, this is the life of the bard Just how, did you flirt with the guard? Hey wow, you're in for a treat As I flirt with every NPC Well hi, elder dragon of gold Your scales are stunning, your character, bold May we see your horde, we've been searching for miles Maybe I could be the greatest gem in your pile? Hey you, mercenary at work Why don't you join our team? And I give him a smirk I promise you I can give you plenty Roll for persuasion? Nat 20! Hey now, this is the life of the bard Just how, did you flirt with the guard? Hey wow, you're in for a treat As I flirt with every NPC As you walk in the tavern, you notice a guy He talks of destruction, and if your ready to die He's the big bad evil guy, come to ruin your day After giving his evil speech, what do you say? Hey you with the villainous smile Why don't you come and stay, get to know me a while? We are two of a kind, two sides of a coin Well, I've got no tail, but I can give you some- Oh boy.. Hey you, Mr Evilous Max You seem pretty hungry, why don't you have a snacc? You can change your ways, I'll just roll with the luck Well, I'm under leveled, but I can still fu- Hey now, this is the life of the bard Just how, did you flirt with the guard? Hey wow, you're in for a treat As I flirt with every NPC Hey now, this is the life of the bard Just how, did you flirt with the guard? This curse can be a b**ch Welp, you've successfully charmed the lich